Comments on: Due Process http://purple.katatak.net/2008/09/12/due-process/ Thu, 03 Feb 2011 15:26:12 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Big Iguana http://purple.katatak.net/2008/09/12/due-process/comment-page-1/#comment-4304 Big Iguana Fri, 12 Sep 2008 19:24:57 +0000 http://purple.katatak.net/?p=149#comment-4304 When I worked at Second City, they did a skit about Jury selection. The bit was that each person had a reason to be disqualified. Here were my 2 favorites...you might try one: 1) guy starts answering questions, then just falls over off his chair. Gets up, sits down, falls off again. Gets up, takes a running start at the chair, falls off. Guy asks him "what's wrong with you?" his response: "I DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE A CHAIR!" 2) Guy (played by Steve Carrell!) walks in with a Police hat on. He's asked: "Are you a police officer?" Response: "No, I just dress like one because everything THEY do is RIGHT." You might try one of those :-) When I worked at Second City, they did a skit about Jury selection. The bit was that each person had a reason to be disqualified. Here were my 2 favorites…you might try one:

1) guy starts answering questions, then just falls over off his chair. Gets up, sits down, falls off again. Gets up, takes a running start at the chair, falls off. Guy asks him “what’s wrong with you?” his response: “I DON’T KNOW HOW TO USE A CHAIR!”

2) Guy (played by Steve Carrell!) walks in with a Police hat on. He’s asked: “Are you a police officer?” Response: “No, I just dress like one because everything THEY do is RIGHT.”

You might try one of those :-)

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