I was in a white walled room with several square pillars and one big round one. The chairs were at least comfortable, but similar to those in airports. Four vending machines were available (do they let you go out for lunch?? I don’t know, no one explained that). And I didn’t have time to eat breakfast. Swell.
Once we sat around for an hour and a half, the judge came in to talk to us. Finally it started getting interesting. I figured if nothing else there would be a ‘Welcome, this is how the day is going to work’ message within the first 20-30 minutes, but no.
Today we all were there for jury selection for a specific trial (rather than the 1 day or 1 trial verbage). We listened to the charges, then filled out a (long) questionnaire. The involved parties, attorneys and who-not, will use those questionnaires to excuse some people. Those who are excused will get a phone call telling them so. Everyone else has to go back on Monday when they will call us in to question us in person about our views, backgrounds, experiences.
From the information we were given, I can’t see any reason I’d be excused based on my questionnaire. We’ll see if I get a call. If not, then Monday they narrow down to 16 (12 + 4 alternates) to serve for the estimated 2.5 week trial.
Of course I can’t discuss the case itself, but the charges sounded like the synopsis for an evening drama.
When I worked at Second City, they did a skit about Jury selection. The bit was that each person had a reason to be disqualified. Here were my 2 favorites…you might try one:
1) guy starts answering questions, then just falls over off his chair. Gets up, sits down, falls off again. Gets up, takes a running start at the chair, falls off. Guy asks him “what’s wrong with you?” his response: “I DON’T KNOW HOW TO USE A CHAIR!”
2) Guy (played by Steve Carrell!) walks in with a Police hat on. He’s asked: “Are you a police officer?” Response: “No, I just dress like one because everything THEY do is RIGHT.”
You might try one of those